Here is a Llamma Original, Out of a sealed Xbox that would not power on...

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They say Xboxes have bugs.
Cockroaches may survive nuclear blasts but I don't think this one was on the varsity team.

I got this in the mail bag I wanted to pass it along!  Look at the size of that thing!

"so i have a little xbox experiece that i think all of you will appreciate. i come home today to find that my xbox won't turn on and i try everything i can do to fix it but can't. i call up microsoft and they tell me i have to pay $99 plus shipping and handling to get it fixed so i decide to look on the internet to find out if i can fix it. i open up the case and start taking things apart but can't find anything wrong, so i try to turn on the console and i notice some smoke coming from underneath the power board so i pull it up and find this..."

I love it MS can even fix lizards for $99 plus shipping.